电视剧里面有一个人,好像是男的,说:给你讲一个笑话,从前有一个人叫小明,他长得很像板砖,这是什么?
爱笑会议室,乔杉讲的。
适合集体活动讲的笑话?
以下是适合集体活动讲的笑话:为什么蚊子那么瘦小却能吸那么多血?因为它们很会“有血有肉地思考”。为什么英国人喜欢喝茶?因为他们太懒了,不想去泡咖啡。什么样的猫最喜欢唱歌?大家都知道...
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疯狂动物城狐狸给树懒讲的笑话是什么
一个吸血鬼长得太丑,**不到女人,郁郁而终,死后他哀求上帝让我来世变成像天使那样洁白可爱,还要有两个翅膀,并且随时可以喝到少女的血。他的愿望实现了,他变成了一包护翼型卫生巾。
女孩生气讲什么笑话
1.某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:IamHongTaoLiu,外宾曰:我他妈还是方片七呢!2.仔仔被爸爸修理了,他跑去找妈妈诉苦:“妈妈,有人打你儿子你会怎样?促养过候”妈妈:...
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女孩生气讲什么笑话
1.某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:IamHongT企衣念话跳径aoLiu,外宾曰:我他妈还是方片七呢!2.仔仔被爸爸修理了,他跑去找妈妈诉苦:“妈妈,有人计打你儿子你会怎样?”...
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***的一部电影讲的猴子的笑话是什么?
《无敌幸运星》***的笑话是这样讲在求奏降善段的:又一次飞机失事,人都死了,只剩一只猴子,那些人就抓住猴子问,飞机失事之前乘客在做些什么?猴子说:叽叽叽叽空中小姐在做什么?猴子说...
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过生日有什么好玩的游戏或讲的笑话
魔獸大話....狠好笑...在网吧,有个十二、三岁的小孩在玩魔兽世界,龙烧致很突然大叫“老爸,360问答有人打我!”我们在场的各位诧异,心想,魔兽里也有人认老爸?就在此时,网吧另...
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爸爸回来了里**讲的冷笑话什么意思
饿狼觅食,听见有家人在训孩子:“再哭就把你扔出去喂狼!”可是,孩子哭了一夜……第二天早晨,狼长宣获硫纸雨松掌硫叹一声:“哎……人类说话不算数!”
当女生心情不好时,讲什么笑话最好?
1、士兵问连长:作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火:*,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。2、很久墨收到你的信息俺很心疼俺想到死曾用薯片割过脉用豆腐撞过头用降落伞跳过楼用面条上过吊可都墨死成...
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在工厂以老卖老的讲什么笑话可以骂他
下雪了。普通青年:下雪了,我又可以和我女朋友打雪仗了!高富帅:下雪了,我又可以认识好多纯洁的女孩子咯消艺球有的想率脱弱争!矮挫穷:下雪了,我又可以堆个雪人陪我了!二逼青年:白糖拌...
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给女孩子讲什么事笑话逗她开心
厕所排队的人太多,憋的不行只好装作不经意蹭到一个大汉前面,身后的大汉一拍我肩膀:“哥们儿,你插队了!”,本来还担心挨揍的我一听这话顿时松了口气说:“插对了就好!”七夕怎么了?你来...
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在旅行车上讲什么笑话
小明看见小偷正在偷阿姨的钱包,他机智地说:“谢谢叔叔帮我妈妈捡起钱包。”小偷红着脸将钱包交还,人们投来了赞许的目光。阿姨要下车了,一把拽住小明,说:“儿子,走,回家了。”小来自明...
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当女生心情不好时,讲什么笑话最好?
1、士兵问连长:作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火:*,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿。2、很久墨收到你的信息俺很心疼俺想到死曾用薯片割过脉用豆腐撞过头用降落伞跳过楼用面条上过吊可都墨死成...
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