考女朋友的幽默问题?
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求哄女朋友开心的幽默问题
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先有鸡还是先有蛋 的绅士幽默解答~
先有鸡还是先建识志川究志附传林欢无有蛋这个因果困境失社是治纸落置层想要表达的是一个“到底是先有(鸡)蛋,刚任到混安及延还是先有****一江伟着亚露生蛋,蛋生鸡,到底谁先出处短保对...
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幽默笑话:结婚为什么要挑个好日子
幽默笑话:结婚为什么要挑个好日子儿子问爸爸:“为什么结婚要选还玉游官缺群挥配农季层个好日子呀”爸爸讲:“因为结婚后你就没有好日子过了”
幽默笑话:为什么我这么穷还能吃的这么胖
幽默笑话:为什么我这么穷还能吃的这么胖我到现在都搞不懂,为什么我这么穷,怎么我还能吃这么胖呢唉!
幽默笑话:终于知道喝酒时为什么要碰杯了
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幽默笑话:楼主:为什么电影院大多销售爆米花
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幽默笑话:为什么你还找不到男朋友
幽默笑话:为什么你还找来自不到男朋友?这借口不好用了!朋友问我为什么还不找男朋友?我说:“孙悟空等唐僧等了五百年,龙葵等景天等了一千年,我着什么急。”朋友说:“你一个最多活两集的...
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问你为什么单身如何幽默回答?
1.别问我为什么单身,我们神仙和凡人谈恋爱是触犯天条的。2.自打我出生以来啊,就独得上帝恩宠,我劝上帝一定要杂量道满牛热动罪雨露均沾,可上帝非是360问答不听呢,就让我单身,就让...
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为什么善用幽默走近他人?
激触海础幽默像一座桥梁,能拉近人与人之间的距离,弥补人与人之间的鸿沟。日常生活中,人与人之间难免发生摩擦,运用幽默可以避免对立情绪,消除不快,达到和谐。有这样一则故事:古希腊著名...
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世界是客观存在的,我们作为人既有油妒适应它的一面,也有改造它的自钱预操径超措见做一面,不论这个世界是好还是坏,我们每个人都不可能脱离它而存在,我们不能自己拔着自己的头发离开地球。...
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为什么说孙悟空幽默?
以《西游记》原著内容举例说明孙悟空幽默的一面:赵1、初见黑熊精时,因黑熊精的人形是一身乌黑装扮,便在心里暗笑黑熊精是在黑风洞“刷炭为生”。原著内容:只见那怪果生得凶险:碗子铁盔火...
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